Bad news and some good news:(

Hey everybody. This is my first entry in the past 3 days, and there's a good reason why I wasn't checking in.
I was getting fat and getting my drivers permit.
Now, I'm really happy I got my driver's permit but, the fatness isn't good. I've gone up almost 5 lbs. 5 frickin' pounds in 3 days what the heck is frickin' wrong with me?
I gotta act fast guys, I gotta find some motivation or at least willpower to stop me from eating so dang much. I figured I'd use a combination of the South Beach diet and Weight Watchers diet as my eating guidelines and that starts Monday but, this 5 lbs. thing is driving me nuts.
I know when I ate out at Arby's the other day that I was going to face some trouble but, the rest of the time I was doing decently well in the fact that I wasn't eating out. Don't I get points for showing some restraint? I know what you're thinking, "Well, at least your not 10 lbs. up. Which is what you were asking for."
I know I'm probably supposed to learn some great karmaic lesson or something like,
"THOU SHALT NOT STUFFETH THY FACE UNTIL THINE OWN BUTT BECOMETH THE SIZE OF PENNSYLVANIA".
Only Pennsylvania? I say to myself, glad it wasn't Texas. I haven't gained much in the way of inches, only a few centimeters in the hips mainly (Curse you "Chunky Monkey"!!).
Today, I got the feeling most guys get when they see a hot girl, like, I imagine that guys get this EXACT saying up in their head.
He was this cute little sexy looking roofer man. Muscle aboundin'. And almost instantaneously, like, as soon as I saw his whole self I was like "Damn! I wanna hit that!" Not physically of course, but physically. *wink wink* Then I felt like a pervert.
Yup. So that was my last three days. How was yours?

Sarah