I'd give you part 2, but my Neo is missing, so instead here's a mean n' nasty letter to my local Whole Foods...

Dear Whole Foods,
Now, I know you cater primarily to the people who want to eat organically and save the Earth. That's absolutely fine. But, is there any way you could filter out the crazies?
Listen, I'm an understanding person, I will judge a book by it's cover from time to time but, I didn't need a cover for the folks down at your store.
For instance, an Edward Cullen-esk young man in a turban stopping an entire convoy of shopping carts so that he could Worship in the middle of our aisle? Really? is that acceptable? Or, better yet, the stupid Ladies who go there after their morning jog and decide that it's okay to get their sweaty hands all over the boxes they're not going to even consider buying? Or Jason, my cashier who likes to end my shopping experience with probing little questions like,
"Philanthropical or Charitable? are they the same?"
To which I want to reply:
Listen you hemp-lovin' Hippie! I'm not getting into a stupid debate with you over words! And yeah, they are the same thing. Shut up and scan.

And, after you say something like, Philanthropical and Charitable are vitually the exact same thing, He'll roll his eyes and grab your reusable bags and bag each and every item S-E-P-A-R-A-T-E-L-Y! NO JOKE! "Why is my soy milk in it's own bag? and my goat's milk and zucchini is over here, and my mango has it's own bag? What?" Ever heard of condensing? obviously not.


Oi Ca vah! I know this isn't a weight loss entry but, those people are making me wretch.

I've lost 3 lbs.!! Sh-yeah!

ATTENTION BLOG READERS:

I've lost 3 lbs. finally ending my plateau at 234.6! And all I had to do was cut out two glasses of soda a day. I can live with that! Esepecially with the results I've already seen. As you can see, I was more than confident to go out in my new swimming suit! Sorry about my other picture up there, it's just not cooperating with me right now.

I'm hoping to be down to 220 lbs. by the end of August. That's my new goal now, homies.

Hopefully, between my Burlesque, Belly dancing, and High power workouts I can do it. I'm really loving the soreness in my abdomen and inner thighs right now, I hope it never goes away.

I tried counting calories again this week, and I don't know why but I just can't do it. I end up trying to calculate the calories in a single Cheerio and/ or Corn Chex square, then I write it down so my counting ends up looking really weird.

Here's a little example:

1 cup of Oatmeal Squares with 1/2 cup milk ---- 240 cal.

8 oz. glass of Low carb- Low calorie Cranberry Juice ---- 80 cal.

1 single Grape Nut crumb --- 1/16th of a calorie

2 banana bites --- 5 cal.

Breakfast total : 326.16 calories

Yeah, so maybe I won't be doing that anymore. I also won't be trying to figure out the caloric intake of one bite of scrambled egg.

Anyhoo, I've set my new goal, and darn it! I'm gonna do it!!

Place yer bets now.

Sarah